40 Funniest Jokes About Text Messages To Blow You Up
40 Funniest Jokes About Text Messages To Blow You Up

40 Funniest Jokes About Text Messages To Blow You Up

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Autocorrect is great for those in a hurry or after their cum has just finished. However, sometimes it can be a real pain in the buttocks. Just one “correction” can change the entire meaning of a message and turn your cheeks red. Or turn it into a cute text that will make the recipient smile. And this happens so often that the internet is flooded with these hilarious autocorrect failures.

However, autocorrect is not always to blame. There are several occasions when funny text messages can occur. Maybe you texted the wrong number about a personal matter and got unsolicited advice from a stranger or sent your sincere condolences with a “LOL” attached to the end of the message, thinking it meant “lots of love.”

Nonetheless, these funny messages, or more like funny mishaps, are usually harmless and turn into a good dose of laughter for both the sender and the recipient. Either silly or out of nowhere, these funny text jokes can cheer us up and boost us up with our daily dose of Vitamin D.

Below, we’ve compiled a list of the funniest captions and the funniest text jokes we could find, from failed autocorrect to incorrectly used acronyms. Have you ever received a random funny text from a friend or even a stranger? Tell us!

Speaking of texts, there’s bound to be a friend or someone you know whose birthday is just around the corner. Be sure to check out our collection of cute birthday messages for cute birthday wishes!

“The person who invented autocorrect for smart phones died today. The restaurant is in peace.”

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A: Hey someone changed the names of all the contacts on my phone and I’m trying to find out who all those people are.

B: What is my contact name?

A: Darth Vader, but who is this?

B: Luke… I’m your father.

J: Haha that’s so funny. Now who exactly is this?

B: That’s your dad, Luke. I know your name will comfort me one day.

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The middle-aged couple has finally learned how to send and receive SMS on their cell phones.

He texted: “If you sleep, send me your dreams. If you laugh, send me your smile. If you eat, send me a bite. If you drink, give me a sip. If you cry, send me your tears. I love you.”

The husband, being the type of guy who doesn’t beat around the bush, texted back: “I’m on the toilet. Please advise.”

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“I saw a driver texting and driving. It made me so angry that I threw my beer at him.”

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Mother: What do IDK, LY & TTYL mean?

Son: I don’t know, love you, talk to you later.

Mother: Alright, I’ll ask your sister.

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“My wife sent me a selfie in a new dress and asked: “Does this make my ass look big?” I texted back: “No!” My phone corrected my response automatically to: “Moo!” Please send help!”

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A: I want you to call her.

B: Who is this.

A: Andrea.

B: Wrong number and you got me into an unnecessary 30 minute conversation with my mom, so thanks for that.

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A: I’m going to buy a sandwich, come back soon!

B: Okay.

B: The whole office is complaining, because I have tuna in my underwear.

A: Um. I can’t say I blame them.

B: I mean tuna in my tupperware.

A: I just laughed for 3 minutes straight.

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Daughter: Dad there are moths outside the bathroom door. Can you get rid of it?

Putri: Please hurry, because I will cry.

Daughter: Dad…

Daughter: Dad…

Father: Father is dead. you next. Love, Moth.

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Mother: Your great-aunt just died. LAUGH OUT LOUD.

Child: How funny?

Mother: That’s not funny, David! What do you mean?

Son: Mom, LOL means Laughing Out Loud.

Mother: I think it means Lots of Love. I have to call everyone back.

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“Between typos and autocorrect it just gets harder to post. One small mistake and your whole post will be peed.”

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Mother: Please stop changing the google logo too much.

Son: Mom I didn’t change the logo. Google changed it.

Mother: On my computer. you don’t run google?

Son: If I did, I wouldn’t be driving a 2004 ford.

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A: I’m Hungarian.

B: Maybe you should check the fridge.

A: I’m Russian to the kitchen.

B: Are there turkeys?

A: We have some, but it’s covered in greek.

B: Ew, there’s nothing I’m going to eat!

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A: Yes, what’s wrong dad.

B: I’m taking your mom out tonight at 7 so you’ll have to find dinner yourself.

A: Not sure how to respond. Uh, have fun?

B: I don’t eat it, I eat it.

A: Oh that cleans it.

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A: Can I call you later? Gotta run. Bring the children to see Satan.

B: Wow. I know they’ve been a bit this year, but that seems a bit harsh.

A: Haha, Santa! I laughed so hard.

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Matt: Hey Dr. Park, this is Matt from the Vascular lab. I have an outpatient here with an external iliac occlusion with cold leg pins and numbness that started 3 days ago. What should I do with him?

Hana: Hi, this is Hana. I think you have the wrong number but I googled it and I believe you need to have a stent in his left radial artery. Good luck, Matt!

Matt: Sorry, wrong number Hannah. He ended up actually getting a stent. It takes about 3 hours longer for a trained medical professional to figure out what made you take 3 minutes.

Hannah: Yoooo, you guys going to recruit?

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A: How long until you get here?

B: God said 20 minutes.

A: I believe in him.

A: Just in case, what does the GPS say?

B: I hate you…

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Boy: Can’t wait to see you baby.

Girl: It’s Friday. I’m pregnant tonight!

Boy: Shouldn’t we talk first?

Girl: Oh my God! I wrote pringles and it corrected automatically to get pregnant.

Boy: I almost had a heart attack!

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A: What’s up tonight?

B: Not much. Hanging out with my pterodactyl.

A: Do you have dinosaurs? Cold!

B: Whoa. I mean my parents.

B: They are quite old. But they can’t fly.

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Child 1: What is the date?

Child 2: Not enough. Our first date went to dinner and then I killed him in the woods outside his house and left.

Boy 1: Killing him seems a bit harsh.

Child 2: Kissed.

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A: Hi Jan, did you come to the 4 o’clock meeting?

B: I’m going there!

Big. Please meet me at my office at 3:30 so we can have a little chat beforehand.

B: Sorry?

A: I have no words. I typed conference and my phone changed it. I am sorry.

B: Wow.

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Daughter: I got an A in Chemistry.

Mother: WTF!

Putri: Ma’am, what do you think WTF means?

Mother: Well That’s Fantastic.

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A: Come on down, dinner is ready.

B: Get there in a minute, I’m doing Lauren.

A: Who is Lauren?! If he’s your boyfriend, he can have dinner too.

A: Dad! I mean laundry.

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Boy: I miss you too.

Girl: Don’t think I’m weird, but I sleep with the shit you left in the bathroom. Smells like you and it makes me feel better when you’re not here!

Boy: What?! If you try to be cute or funny, it doesn’t work.

Girl: Oh my God!!!! *Shirt*

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A: Don’t come home me and your mother got it tonight.

B: Haha, must hate autocorrect right?

A: What do you mean?

B: You made a typo… see your last text.

A: No, I didn’t make a typo.

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Two auto-correcting iPhones walk to the bear:
A: Bard*

B: BRA*

A: ROD*

B: Jesus Christina Aguilera

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A: I feel like a goldfish today.

B: Yes, you look a bit suspicious.

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A: I left my dinner on the side too. Are you going to poop in the fridge when you get home?

B: Am I going to defecate in the fridge???

A: Haha, put it in the fridge!

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A: Have you finished loading the car?

B: Almost. I ran out of space so I tied your grandma to the roof. Cold?

B: Uh, I mean guitar. Fail. Sorry.

A: Too bad. I’m sure grandma would love to feel the wind through her hair.

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Mother: How to make chicken.

Daughter: What?

Mother : Where to buy chicken.

Daughter: Mom, this is not Google.

Mother: Avocado.

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A: What time do you leave in the morning? I want you to see my crotch, I have a knot with a tail and two strands of thread coming out of the same end, a big mess…

B: Grandma? I think you mean crochet…

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“While we were waiting for the bus in the freezing cold, the woman next to me mentioned that she made a lot of mistakes while texting in the cold… I nodded knowingly. “These are early signs of typothermia.”

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“Dear Apple: please stop autocorrecting things like “he HAS gone camping” and “he HAS gone camping.” Spelling errors are one thing, but don’t assume you know what tent I want to use.”

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“Thanks to autocorrect, 1 in 5 kids will get a visit from Satan this Christmas.”

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“It’s okay if your phone automatically corrects “F*ck” to “Duck”. You’re still using fowl.”

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A: My morning was bad … and the rest of the day. This morning I strangled a goat and peed my coffee.

B: Lo!!

A: Lol no… I choked on my toast and spilled my coffee…

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“Auto-correction categorizes friends. It says he loves me like a brothel.”

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“I believe automatic correction was invented by the most famous scientist in history. Even though Einstein would not agree.”

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Person 1: I don’t like my life, I will.

Person 2: Don’t.

Person 1: Don’t try to stop me.

Person 2: I’m not, I’m correcting your spelling.

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